HOW TO RUIN YOUR CAREER IN 10 EASY STEPS
Thursday, April 28th, 2005HOW TO RUIN YOUR CAREER IN EASY STEPS
No one wants a drone or a yes-man, but if you don’t understand the corporate culture and if you don’t know what’s expected of you, you’re gone. It’s possible to fit in without squashing your creativity. Remember whom you work for and why.
Don’t create the impression that you’re working just for a paycheck. That’s the hallmark of a clock-puncher and will kill all chances for advancement. If you’re so unhappy with your job that you live for the 15th and 30th of each month, it’s time to start sending out résumés.
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Idle chit-chat at the water cooler is a fact of life and acceptable, and is even expected in small doses. But don’t chatter endlessly about who’s in and who’s out. To do so reflects badly on you and takes time away from turning the wheels. Your boss will notice if you spend more time yapping than working.
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Deadlines are real and must be met because, believe it or not, the world doesn’t move to your beat. Missing deadlines will back up the whole show and make your boss look bad. A bad hair day is no excuse for missing a deadline. Work late to get the job done if you have to.
Leave it to future historians to determine how cubicle culture changed America. All you have to do is live with it. Remember: Privacy’s nonexistent in a cubicle, so don’t have phone conversations that you don’t want others to hear. Personal decorative touches should be tasteful.
Here’s a basic truth many employees miss: The company e-mail system is for company business. Don’t use it to gossip, and don’t write anything that you don’t want read by the boss, because many systems save deleted messages to a master file. Horror tales of someone hitting "Reply to All" and mistakenly sending a juicy note about the boss to everyone, including the chief, are common. Call up your personal e-mail account to send personal notes, and keep it short; you’re at work.
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You don’t have to constantly hang out with co-workers after hours, but don’t isolate yourself with standoffish behavior. You don’t want to be seen as someone who thinks you’re too good for the proletariat. Extend the simple courtesies to your co-workers: good morning, good night, please, thanks. Your mother was right: Manners count.
No one likes an egomaniac, and for good reason: They’re boring, obnoxious, trivial people. Listen to what your co-workers tell you. Ask questions. Learn from the experienced hands. Improve your skills and boost your productivity.
It’s a familiar tale: The office go-getter takes credit for other people’s work. Such people overlook a basic point: It’s dishonest. If you do this, word will eventually reach the boss, and your standing will crumble instantly. Along the way, the long knives will be out, and your co-workers will root for, and cheer, your demise. Some may even knife your aspirations
We all work long hours, and sometimes work becomes our social life, leading to romantic entanglements. This is fine if you get married and live happily ever after. What are the chances of that? Think: What will you do if the relationship ends badly? Never become involved with your boss. Your accomplishments and promotions will become suspect, and one of you will have to move to another department, and perhaps another job, when the romance becomes known.
Helpful hint: Look outside the office for the sweetie of your dreams.
